who the f—k is alisha kohli?!

good question! i am many things (because of which i am even more things): a textbook youngest sibling (outgoing, havoc-wreaking), a washed-up college humor columnist (funny-ish, good at writing alcohol puns), and probably the most impressive new york times mini crossword solver you’ll ever meet (humble...clearly). i’m also a copywriter based in los angeles (betting you wish i’d led with that, huh?).